A D V I C E -STUNTERS

Maybe we cant come right out and tell someone to

mind their own business,but no one can stop us

from thinking it.

13 ways to (mentally) handle unwelcome advice

1. THE FISH AIN''T BITING STRATEGY:  Thank you.  I'll give that some thought. (When I've absolutely run out of other things to think about)

2.  THE BUDDY SYSTEM: Yes, my mother would heartily agree with you. (I can give you her email)

3. THE FLATTERER: That's very well put. (And now may I tell you where to put it?)

4. THE YES MAN: Yes, we should all count our blessings. (I'll count one more when you leave.)

5. THE FUR TRADE APPROACH: Thank you and now Id like to offer my advice on remedying your character flaws. 

6. THE EYE TO EYE ANGLE: Thats exactly how I see it (when Ive stayed too long at my in-laws).

7. ACTION JACKSON ATTACK: Thats great advice. I'll write it down (in my next angry letter to our HMO)

8. THE PRAISER:  That's very constructive criticism. (Too bad I'm not in the mood for constructive criticism)

9. THE SOCRATES BOOMERANG: How did that work for you? (Might as well get you talking about who you're really interested in.)

10. THE SUPREME COURT ACCEPTANCE:  That deserves some serious consideration! (I'll be sure and pass it on to someone who'll give it some.)

11. THE PROACTIVE PROBLEM-SOLVER: That just might work! (Ill put a man on it next week.)

12. GREAT MINDS CONSENSUS:  Now that's really sound thinking (I prefer my own crazy thinking, however.)

13. THE ALFRED E, NUEMAN: Why didn't I think of that? (Maybe because it's about as sensible as Gummybear pantyhose

So the next time that know-it-all comes at you with the unsolicited advice, smile and nod and think of a number between one and thirteen, then notice the time or suddenly remember your colonoscopy appointment, scrape off the dogma-doo and escape to that place where your own wisdom and experience inform your choices.

Please add your own  (email joanbechtel1@comcast.net)