a story of sisterhood lost to motherhood and regained through a journey to personhood

 

 

 

 

SIMPLE MATHEMATICAL MODEL

FOR MATERNAL PERFECTION

 

 

                            

 

M  (R " NN)     +      Suuu


 

 

                                                            

          -P J           

 

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ax                         =      %

 

    

 

 

Motherhood multiplied by Infinite Repression

 

Plus Shame to the Power of In-Laws Cubed

 

Minus Personhood

 

Reduced to the lowest common denominator by toxic advice

 

Divided by the Square Root of Self-Sacrifice

 

Equals:  OMEGA MOM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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