SIMPLE MATHEMATICAL MODEL

FOR MATERNAL PERFECTION

M  (R " NN)     +      Suuu

          -P J           

                                                  z[[[[  

ax                         =      %

Motherhood multiplied by Infinite Repression

Plus Shame to the Power of In-Laws Cubed

Minus Personhood

Reduced to the lowest common denominator by toxic advice

Divided by the Square Root of Self-Sacrifice

Equals:  OMEGA MOM